One Day in the Life of the Internet Cat
Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!
Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: We visited Vita Buivid’s exhibition “Reservoir Dogs” at Al-Gallery. While cats are trend in New York, they are still cherishing dogs in St.P. We were so kind to upgrade it by cats to “Fat Cat vs Reservoir Dogs” virtual expo:
Meanwhile in the World Wide Web:
Meanwhile at beauty forums; Fat Cat watches your weight:
Meanwhile in politics reviews; every body knows that human candidates will be in trouble soon: cats are struggling for the right to be elected, and if they win humans fail:

Thus spake Zarathustra the Cat to Putin the President: If cats will be members of legislation, no more stupid laws! And no more dogs barking after 6 P.M.!
Meanwhile in Australia. Those crazy Austraйлианс, хахахаха, they always go wrong way! Nice presentation of national differences on Australian page “Meanwhile in Russia” is not full, Internet is also nation! We updated it:
Meanwhile in Rio da Janeiro. Cats and Gala go to Copacabana beach (meanwhile cats continue to present to New York art lovers what is happening in the museums worldwide):
Meanwhile somewhere you never guess where: